Signs of a Serious Junk Problem

You may have a serious junk problem if you: Hide when the doorbell rings Wear your coat when you answer the door so your caller will think you were just leaving Wait until dark to pull the car into the garage Live in fear that someone you respect may someday open one of your closets Have to think about how to cross a room Finally find the Christmas tree lights while hunting for the Easter baskets Finally replace a badly worn or broken part- then keep that broken part Fear lifting the lid on some of the Tupperware containers in your refrigerator Hide the tangled contents of a messy drawer by laying a couple of neatly folded things over the top Drag your 22-cubic foot chest freezer into the yard to keep the repairman from coming into the house Have an unquenchable desire to paw through a moving neighbor's garbage before the trash truck comes If you have three of these problems-not so bad. More than six,-help is needed. All of these problems- get help immediately.